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Eat The Rich T-Shirt

Sale price $15.00 Regular price $30.00

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The most environmentally friendly diet is to simply eat a Fortune 500 CEO. Help make this the new fad diet by wearing this money-colored shirt.

I first carved this made up mythical beast and entirely real villain in a block of linoleum. Now it's screen printed on a shirt. It's soft. 

If you want this on a different style or color of shirt, or I'm out of stock in your size, check out my teespring shop where you can get one printed on demand.