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[STOP] FUNDING COPS stickers

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7.5”x1” weatherproof vinyl sticker

If you put them on a stop sign it’ll say STOP FUNDING COPS. Obviously you should only do this on your personal stop signs which you bought at novelty shops and have hanging up in your home. If you put these on the municipal stop signs in your neighborhood that’d be a CRIME called VANDALISM and you might get punished by BUREAUCRATS WITH GUNS who think a safe society can be achieved by ALLOCATING MORE FINITE PUBLIC RESOURCES TO POLICE. So benwildflowerdotcom does not endorse crimes and is an upstanding member of polite society and honors the emperor, genuflects to the gods, etc. Hoorah for those who know better!

DEFUND THE POLICE

Next time I’ll print them with bigger text but there won’t be a next time if you don’t buy these ones up.

I’m not going to sell you just one. Sorry. Stamps and envelopes cost money.

$10 for ten ($1 each (You have more than one novelty stop sign in your home, right?))

$45 for fifty (5% off. That’s a deal.)

$90 for one hundred (10% off. That’s an even better deal)

$300 for five hundred (That’s 40% off. 40% of cops beat their wives.)

Want more than that? Email me I guess.